"DK Rap - Donkey Kong 64 HD" is a rip of the DK Rap in Donkey Kong 64 HD.
Summary[]
This track is DK RAP 2018 ("Where Are They Now?") by Brentalfloss, which is exactly what it sounds like, except not as funny.
The first two verses have the same edits as "DK Rap (Unused Version) - Donkey Kong 64" on SiIvaGunner. The rest of the lyrics are edited to reference Coconut Guns or otherwise create humorous sentences.
Lyrics[]
Here we- here we- here we go again!
So they're finally back, it's been a long time.
They're bringing you a brand new spurt.
You loved them all in D.K. 6 4,
But his coconut gun still fires in spurts!
Huh!
C.G.! Coconut Gun!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know his coconut gun,
But behind the scenes, still fires in spurts.
After D.K. 64, he got into guns,
Now he hunts endangered species just for gun.
But his coconut gun still fires in spurts,
If he shoots you, you'll fire in spurts!
His Coconut Gun is older, meaner, wealthier too.
He's the gun member of the Coconut Crew!
Huh!
C.G.! Coconut Gun!
His Coconut Gun back, so listen up, dudes!
She can shrink in size with her Coconut Gun.
Now you may have heard that the guns are spurting,
Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying!
She's a Coconut Gun!
She's a Coconut Gun!
We don't know why, but she's a Coconut Gun!
She can float through the air and fire in spurts,
But Tiny Kong's a Coconut Gun! Yeez!
Huh!
C.G.! Coconut Gun!
He has a funny face and a Coconut Gun!
But Lanky never felt like he belonged.
He earned a degree in a Coconut Gun,
And decided to work as a sex ed gun.
Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too,
And he has a penis puppet and a Coconut Gun too.
Huh!
C.G.! Coconut Gun!
And next up, Diddy Kong hits the stage!
Just like Gary Coleman, he has a Coconut Gun.
His face is youthful like Coconut Guns,
But he's a bitter old bastard who hates his spurts.
He's angry! Angry! A Coconut Gun!
But women won't date him 'cause he has a Coconut Gun!
That might explain his job, which you won't forget.
He blogs for SuperPepeTrumpMRA.gun!
Huh!
C.C.C.! It's! Dead.
And then there's Chunky,
He's no Coconut Gun!
This coconut rap isn't funny.
If you know the words, you need to shoot yourself!
Come on, Cranky! Take it to the fridge!
Cranky? Aw man, Cranky's the fridge!
Oh, ooohhhhh nun! Nun! No one! Nun! No! Wow! That's turt!